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[davidklecha]

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I think this means I'm married to kd5mdk. That just seems a bit wrong.

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[fairestcat]

I think this means I'm married to kd5mdk. That just seems a bit wrong.

Excuse me, I think my brain just exploded.

If it makes you feel better, half my friends list came up as Sybil, and kd5mdk was the only one in the bunch switching genders.

[daveamongus.livejournal.com]

Ahh. Can I be married to them instead?

Lord knows kd5dmk is a great guy. I even shared a hotel room with him in San Jose. (Well, so did dsudis and my wife and iuliamentis, before y'all get the wrong idea.) But I just don't think he's my type, Quizilla be damned.

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

Did your wife take the quiz? Maybe you're, y'know. Married to her.

[kd5mdk.livejournal.com]

I don't think Quizilla thought to ask "What time do you usually wake up?", which would be one of the bigger deal killers here. One of several of course, but certainly up there.

It's also a little concerning imagining a relationship where I'd be the radical one, but that may not not be so far off, I suppose.

Finally, your wife would probably object.

[daveamongus.livejournal.com]

You know, she's remarkably open-mi--

No, nevermind, she'd object.

[marnan.livejournal.com]

I can sort of get my brain around you and kd5mdk being married.

It's the bit about him having your baby that is causing my third eye to cross.

[daveamongus.livejournal.com]

I guess we'll just let tappu have my babies, then. She's equipped for it, and all. Licensed, inasmuch as that sort of thing is licensed, and everything.

[marnan.livejournal.com]

It seems more sensible all around. Also the other option might Make Cat Cry. And anything that might Make Cat Cry is a non-permitted alteration to the Standard kd5mdk Configuration.

Further, kd5mdk is not permitted to keep hedgehogs or babies in residence.


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[daveamongus.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Can't have Cat Tears.

Though I could keep babies here. tappu loves them so, and would probably mind only a little that this hypothetical child had been birthed by kd5mdk.

Ahem.

[kd5mdk.livejournal.com]

Well, that's very nice of her, and you to offer. I don't know what provisions the Uni has for single parents. There's married student housing, but that's both impossible here and would require you (y'all?) to move.

I am quite fearful that my (our?) live(s) will turn into a Bujold-List slash MPREG, and that

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Well, that's very nice of her, and you to offer. I don't know what provisions the Uni has for single parents. There's married student housing, but that's both impossible here and would require you (y'all?) to move.

I am quite fearful that my (our?) live(s) will turn into a Bujold-List slash MPREG, and that <ljuser="norabombay"> would flip. For joy, if we had a band.

[kd5mdk.livejournal.com]

I intended to stick norabombay's name in to that right before "would", but it seems not to have worked.

[marnan.livejournal.com]

norabombay has been notified.

[marnan.livejournal.com]

"Kittentree" is a good name for a Bujoldian Boy Band.

Excuse me, I meant "Kytt-N-Tree"




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[daveamongus.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Dave Barry.

[fairestcat]

OK, you may have to die for that one :)

[daveamongus.livejournal.com]

I live in constant, unreasoning fear of slash.

Doubly so of slash involving me.

[kd5mdk.livejournal.com]

For my part, I think it's a very rational and reasoning fear of slash...

[daveamongus.livejournal.com]

I should probably think before I speak/type more often...

[marnan.livejournal.com]

and what would be the fun in that, precisely?
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[fairestcat]

considering some of the people you know? Yeah, I'd call that a rational and reasoning fear.

On the other hand, considering your own penchent for onlist flirting with tygerr I think you only have yourself to blame.

[marnan.livejournal.com]

At least tygerr is FIXED!

Gawd, I dunno, Dave, I never thought YOU'D be the one to go and get some hapless young listee in trouble and then refuse to marry him. He's practically a teenager!

[fairestcat]

Oh, I don't know, it might be humorous to watch. In one of those train wreck kind of ways.

[daveamongus.livejournal.com]

This whole thread has been like that.

[fairestcat]

true, true.

[kd5mdk.livejournal.com]

Ok, I think we've pretty well established that you're a decent and honorable person, but we're just incompatible, as noted in your and my first comments.

So I'll return to mine and you to yours, and we'll be very glad this never happened.