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Ahh. Can I be married to them instead?

Lord knows

kd5dmk is a great guy. I even shared a hotel room with him in San Jose. (Well, so did

dsudis and my wife and

iuliamentis, before y'all get the wrong idea.) But I just don't think he's my type, Quizilla be damned.

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dsudis.livejournal.com

Did your wife take the quiz? Maybe you're, y'know. Married to her.

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I can sort of get my brain around you and

kd5mdk being married.

It's the bit about him having your baby that is causing my third eye to cross.

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I don't think Quizilla thought to ask "What time do you usually wake up?", which would be one of the bigger deal killers here. One of several of course, but certainly up there.

It's also a little concerning imagining a relationship where I'd be the radical one, but that may not not be so far off, I suppose.

Finally, your wife would probably object.

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I guess we'll just let

tappu have my babies, then. She's equipped for it, and all. Licensed, inasmuch as that sort of thing is licensed, and everything.

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It seems more sensible all around. Also the other option might Make Cat Cry. And anything that might Make Cat Cry is a non-permitted alteration to the Standard

kd5mdk Configuration.

Further,

kd5mdk is not permitted to keep hedgehogs or babies in residence.

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You know, she's remarkably open-mi--

No, nevermind, she'd object.

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Hmm. Can't have Cat Tears.

Though I could keep babies here.

tappu loves them so, and would probably mind only a little that this hypothetical child had been birthed by

kd5mdk.

Ahem.

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Well, that's very nice of her, and you to offer. I don't know what provisions the Uni has for single parents. There's married student housing, but that's both impossible here and would require you (y'all?) to move.

I am quite fearful that my (our?) live(s) will turn into a Bujold-List slash MPREG, and that

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I intended to stick

norabombay's name in to that right before "would", but it seems not to have worked.

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norabombay has been notified.

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"Kittentree" is a good name for a Bujoldian Boy Band.

Excuse me, I meant "Kytt-N-Tree"

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Thank you, Dave Barry.

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I live in constant, unreasoning fear of slash.

Doubly so of slash involving me.

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For my part, I think it's a very rational and reasoning fear of slash...

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I should probably think before I speak/type more often...

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and what would be the fun in that, precisely?
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I think I'd get in less trouble, over-all. Which may, or may not, be less fun.

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fairestcat

Oh, I don't know, it might be humorous to watch. In one of those train wreck kind of ways.

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fairestcat

OK, you may have to die for that one :)

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fairestcat

considering some of the people you know? Yeah, I'd call that a rational and reasoning fear.

On the other hand, considering your own penchent for onlist flirting with

tygerr I think you only have yourself to blame.

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you'll have to come up here to try.

then i will distract you, for i am evil

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