Funny Stuff

So I hop on the bus this morning to come to work. And it is being driven by the most talkative, weird bus driver I've ever seen.

"Thank you for riding Bloomington Transit. Like you have a choice."

and:

"Now we embark on our long, and arduous journey."

And then he starts to haggle with some guy over a pecan pie, trying to buy it off him. He's only side-tracked from that when a girl gets on the bus toting a cello, and he tries to buy that from her.

I didn't know whether to be amused, or creeped out.

The people in this town, I tell ya...