Today's "It's Funny To Me, Damnit" Moment

Reading news articles for the blogging job, I came across this, from former Veep Al Gore: ""We are now facing a planetary emergency. The planet has a fever." (From this Reuters article.)

To which I wanted to add: "And the only cure is more cowbell!"

Somehow, I don't think my strait-laced corporate client will be interested in seeing me work that into the piece.