Installment, the Second

Since we last left our hero...

Wives Taken: 1
Words Written: ~2000
Books Started: 1
Books Finished: 0
Family Members Seen: ~2000
Yo-yos Given: 6
Garters Tossed: 1
Garter Recipients: 2
Nights in a hotel: 3
Nights in a hotel with my wife: 2
Furniture assembled: 3 and counting
Computers built: 1
New Bed Size: Queen
People Who Didn't Show Up: Too Damn Many

Meaningless Statistic: 30